- me: *closes tumblr tab*
- me: *opens new tumblr tab*
(Source: valkyriethais, via metalheadlove)
I think im gonna print this out and smack kids in the face at my school with it tomorrow
(Source: datshiit-cray, via facingthethousands)
(Source: fuckmenumb, via facingthethousands)
- Me on the internet: HI HELLO YES LET'S BE FRIENDS. SO MUCH CAPSLOCK
- Me in real life: cannot look you in the eye wow my shoes are fascinating
(via stayclassycalifornia)
i always forget that some people don’t follow me back because i have a whole imaginary friendship with them in my head so i’m sorry if i inappropriately reply to one of your posts it’s because i forget we’re not friends
(via aphroditea)
what if you just crab walked away from someone after an argument
(Source: castration, via aphroditea)
There’s nothing wrong with sex, people.
- Having sex every day.
- Saving sex for your wedding night.
- Never having sex.
- Having sex with different people.
- Having sex with one person.
- Having sex with a person of your same gender.
- Loving sex.
- Hating sex.
- Being loud.
- Being quiet.The only thing wrong with sex?
When it’s not consensual.
Because that’s not sex. That’s rape.
(Source: strengthissexy, via aphroditea)
